As you can see, my love for apples runs deep!
How do I love thee, apples? Let me count the ways.
I love thee when thou art red,
I love thee when thou art green.
I love thee when thou art shiny.
I especially love thee when thou art Fuji!!!!!!
Do your eyes deceive you? No, this is a pear. I love thee, too! (Even though your name isn't apple, you are just as sweet!)
Corn, why are you here? Oh, you're pretty. That's right. You're only here for your looks, and the fact that this is my last orchard post, and you were just to pretty to leave out! Oh my, now you've all seen how silly I can be. It's the apples . . . . they just have that effect on me!